Mario In Motion

Yeah, Mario Lopez is hot in a cutesy sort of way, everyone thinks so. I could do without that boyish face and the dimples, myself. He's practically middle-aged already and still looks like he might be summoned to Mr. Belding's office for something or another. Okay, maybe I'm just jealous, him aging so well. He is boyishly cute, but no denying that from the neck down he is all grown up, all man, all sex. His body, his bulge ... his bouncing bulge ... that dick flopping around ... a bit distracting, so who cares what's from the neck up anyway?