Crotchwatching Alex O...

Alex O'Loughlin or Alex O'Lachlan? Jeez, depending on where you search for him online he apparently goes both ways, the Aussie actor from this movie down below, Oyster Farmer. Also from the new Backup Plan movie with Jennifer Lopez, which apparently he has gone full-on O'Loughlin for. Either way... check out the Aussie Alex O's "down under" parts in this video! I do like me some dick in the underwear, I tell ya what. The bulge just right under that bit of thin fabric, probably one of my majorest turn-ons! I guess "majorest" isn't a word, should be.

Bunch of Beckham Bulges

Always a pleasure to see some David Beckham's huge bulge, eh? All right, it's not so huge at all, but he is one fine, sexy man, and Victoria is one lucky lady. Beckham seems to have been on the talk show circuit quite a bit lately, I suppose because of his gimpy injury or what-not, so everyone knows he's still alive and might play again. I really don't care if he plays or not, so far as the game of soccer goes, but it would be a shame to miss him on the field bouncing around his bulge anymore. Get well soon, Becks, more crotch shots, please! Click away .....

Aaron Tippin, Never Disappoints a Bulge Watcher

The deal with country music star Aaron Tippin is, that the older he gets he still stays fucking sexy as hell. He has always, though, whatever age, showed off some major dick bulging in his jeans. If I had the money to bet, I'd put it on freeballing, no doubt. He does seem to enjoy showing it off, too, fine by me! Early on in his career if I remember correctly (don't have any pics of that and too lazy to look) he always wore his cock down his right leg, but always to the left anymore. My favorite here... the Truckers magazine cover, the first one. No way in hell Tippin didn't know he was on full display, apparently the magazine editors liked it enough to leave it. Of any guy I could see nude, I would probably like to get a gander at that cock of his.

Tony Ward, the Body and the Dick

I am not sure what Tony Ward might look like these days, and frankly I am afraid to even bother trying to find out. It has been a lot of years since he was so hot! You know, frankly he never did show much of a bulge, except for like the last picture here when he clearly had a bit of a hard-on, I'm pretty sure of it because his dick normally doesn't look so chubby in his nudes! So he doesn't have a huge monster cock, that's fine it suits him just fine as it is. And anyway, he was good enough for Madonna, he's gotta be doing something right! Big or small, though (and I'm not saying it's small, looks pretty good actually, just not ginormous) I'd get with him either way, Tony Ward is plain hot, his body, I want that! Or did, anyway. Like I said, haven't seen him recently, I think I'd prefer living in the past, to be safe.

Tony Ward nude movie here, the bathtub pic.

Jack, the Other White Meat

Whatever happened to the White Stripes anyway? I liked their music, although frankly the only one I can think of right now off the top of my head is Hotel Yorba. Now it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I hate when that happens.

On the other hand, it does also bring to mind the massive bulge Jack White always seemed to proudly flaunt, stuffing that thick cock of his into ever-so-tight pants. Maybe they'll make a comeback, or at least him as solo act, never cared for that chick much. Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind at all watching him perform another kind of solo act on that monster dick of his, if nothing else, music or no.

Axel Garret, My First Bulge Crush

I swear to God I could not for the life of me remember this guy's name, Axel Garret, the gay porn star. I could imagine what he looked like and even some of the flicks I had seen him in, finally it came to me. Hate when that happens, trying to remember something forgotten like that. Anyway, doesn't look like he's still doing porn, probably too old now. Wikiporn shows he was active from 1991 through 2003.

Which would match up with why I have a thing I have about Axel Garret, he was one of the first of when I started perusing the Internet in the early 90s for some bulge hotiness. Loved the way his hard cock showed in those Spandex shots I ran across. I think it was only after that I even thought to scope him out on video, but for whatever reason, he still gets me hard looking at these.

Bulging Bo's Big Boners

One of my most favorite shows from back in the day is The Dukes of Hazzard, one can only imagine why what with all those tight and bulging jeans, particularly Bo Duke's cock straining at the painted on britches of his! Sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right, guess he never could make up his mind. I'm guessing that John "Bo" Schneider intentionally flaunted his package, always so obvious.

Nah, couldn't have cared less about the pseudo-plots of the series, but watched regularly (and these days in reruns, faithfully) to catch those busting out jeans. Countless examples, like these two screen shots below ... but my favorite of all is the video following these here, with Loretta Lynn visiting Hazzard. I swear to God Bo is getting a hard-on here, seems to grow bigger as Ms. Lynn disembarks; must have a thing for the coal miner's daughter!

Brent Everett Holiday Hottie!

Brent Everett, if you are not aware, is a Canadian gay porn actor. Seeing as how he's been in a whopping fourteen-plus flics since '03 I'd reckon you might have heard of him. Or seen him dicking around online. Speaking of whopping, he's got a nice whopper cock! Nice bod, too bad about those teeth, though. Anyhoo, for your holiday viewing pleasure, whip it out and whack it off, you'll get over his goofy looks I swear. Don't know why exactly, but I think he is a hottie anyway. I'm supposing it must have something to do with that dick, and the bulging underwear, a fetish.

[Update 1/9/10... For whatever reason the video has been down, I don't know why it would have been removed for any reason since this guy has posted videos of himself all over, but I'm sure if you head on over to Gaywatch.com and do a search you'll still find plenty of him there. And I do mean plenty.

Mmmmm, Bacon

Kevin Bacon and that bulging cock always on display. I watched the movie Footloose more times than I can count, not just for the so-so story line, but to watch over and over Kevin in his tight jeans and bulging crotch. Showed some nice bulge action in Tremors too. Weird that I never saw this movie Wild Things considering full on frontal nudity here. I guess this would probably be the best part of the movie anyway, showing off the best part of Kevin Bacon.

No-Name Vintage Bulges

After going old school with Dallesandro the other day, got me to thinking. Sure Joe Dallesandro was smack dab in the midst of that all-sex era in the late sixties, flashing cock in most of his movies and pics. I think (not sure, too lazy to confirm, so sue me) that in one flick he even took a dick up his ass. Or maybe that's just a fantasy thing I made up, I could be wrong.

But pre-JD - going really really old school, were all those models in the fag rags of the time, under guise of a legit magazines ... bodybuilding and stuff. Truth be told barely (pun intended) passing not being called porn, there might not have been nudity but everything just short of it! Posing straps? C'mon, particularly those mostly seen through. Cock and balls galore, vintage style, when things were more proper. Of course, some were just beefcake shots for jerking off to, but still funny somehow pretending to be proper.

Old School Dallesandro

And by "old" I mean old ... Joe Dallesandro, the sexy hot and frequently nekkid (!) underground film star back in the Warhol hey-days, yeah he's old now. I really wouldn't care to see any of his naked parts anymore, past 60 years and the naughty bits really ought to stay hidden. But damn, he was really most excellent fodder for whacking off back then if I had been of age, I'd reckon. Of course now that I am of age and then some, fortunately the pics and flicks of the Dallesandro glory days remain and yep, work for me. Never really showed a bulge from what I can tell, except of course for the famous Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers album cover, eportedly Joe's package. You know what the Stones said, though, you can't always get what you want, sometimes you get what you need.

Prince Willy

It has been about a year, I think, since I first saw this most shocking of royal scandals, Prince William taking a piss with cock on full display ... somehow apparently witless to or maybe just unconcerned about the perpetual plethora of pursuant picture-snapping paparazzi (I love alliteration), routine to anytime a royal steps outside the castle gate. I'm not proud to admit it, but I did enjoy seeing the pics, however, and I still do. I should have some modicum of respect for royalty I suppose, but really, I just wanted to see his dick. I'm not British, to me he's just another nekkid celeb guy. Plus I always thought he was sexy after he grew up and into his looks, so yeah. Of course, Prince Harry has turned into quite a little hottie himself, I'd say passing up even his bro. Wouldn't mind taking a gander at what he's packing, either.

That Taylor Vampire Guy With The Big Bulge

If not for the rampant frenzy surrounding these teenybopper vampires as of late, what with the Twilight and now the New Moon ruckus, this guy Taylor Lautner would remain Taylor Who to me. Never heard of him, excepting for seeing him lately on the talk show circuit plugging away. And frankly, speaking of him plugging, I can't say that I'd mind too much that! From the look of that bulge he's packing, well ... I should say no more, really. Already said too much, inappropriate and I should take it all back, figuring that I just now learned in checking him out (other than that lump in his pants) that he has another couple of months yet to be legal. So I'll shut up for now, but if he's old enough for sucking blood now, well ... I'm just sayin'. Until then, no harm in clicking.

Oh No! Mo' Cristiano Ronaldo

I stand by my previous assertion about Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I couldn't care one whit about his soccer god superstardom, or the male modeling thing (that one is certainly a headscratcher!) He's just plain goofy looking. But he is certainly crotchwatch worthy as I've said before, with that always-out-there bulging. I do enjoy that, very much. These are definitely clickworthy, the bigger the bulge the better!

Who Knew Voodoo?

Academy, that is. As in Voodoo Academy, the movie from a few years back. Lame, lame and did I mention lame? But I'm a sucker for low-budget horror flicks, fun to watch, I can't answer why exactly. Particularly this one fun, lots of young muscular guys, writhing around in their underwear, rubbing their cock bulges ... all for no apparent reason I can tell. The plot of the story, the headmaster (heh heh, I said 'headmaster') of the academy's nefarious plan to use the boys enrolled there to resurrect Satan. Somehow. I dunno, it really makes no sense, and why all the crotch self-loving helps to that end, who knows? But however it helps or doesn't, Satan resurrected or no, it does help keeping the movie worth watching. Or maybe that's just me, hottie boys in underwear are a fetish thingy for me anyway. And as always, me lovin' the bulgin'! Like this here video ...

Fifteen Minutes of Bulge Fame

Another diversion this Friday, sometimes my regular bulge fetish takes over. No famous faces, bodies or bulges here (as far as I know, except for that one guy who I think was a porn star back when ... don't remember his name) but nonetheless some fine bulges in jeans. A favorite of mine, the jeans thing. Cock-hugging denim bulges do it for me every time. Anyway, not just celebrity crotch deserves its fifteen minutes of fame! I kind of like the long-haired stoner guy for some reason, don't really know why, but he looks like he'd be fun. Probably old and ugly now, but still, I think he was oddly cute in this picture.

Mario In Motion

Yeah, Mario Lopez is hot in a cutesy sort of way, everyone thinks so. I could do without that boyish face and the dimples, myself. He's practically middle-aged already and still looks like he might be summoned to Mr. Belding's office for something or another. Okay, maybe I'm just jealous, him aging so well. He is boyishly cute, but no denying that from the neck down he is all grown up, all man, all sex. His body, his bulge ... his bouncing bulge ... that dick flopping around ... a bit distracting, so who cares what's from the neck up anyway?

Whoa Santonio

I've mentioned before how I enjoy the football, I do! And not just because of the boys rough-housing about in their tight bulging pants, either. But Pittsburgh Steelers' wide receiver Santonio Holmes, I have more reason to admire than his Super Bowl MVP win a couple of years ago ... take a gander at the last picture below, click for a better view. Damn, you'd need to be a wide receiver yourself, too, to take that dick up your ass! I would sure be willing give it a try, though.

Dick of Dorff

I first remember seeing Stephen Dorff in the Aerosmith video Cryin' way back when. If I remember correctly, and I'm too lazy to check really, Alicia Silverstone co-starred in that same video with the Dorff man. Whatever, I thought he was sexy as fuck then. After, I caught reruns of sitcoms he'd guest starred in younger, and hell, who knew? I checked out his filmography which is almost as big as his dick. Stephen Dorff has been in more movies than I'd have known, I've seen none of them.

Except for when I found out he starred fully and frontally nude in Shadowboxer a few years ago, had to see that one. Of course I waited until I could rent it, the better to pause and zoom. Couple of nice beach bulge pics of him here, but the goodies inside that package from Shadowboxer follow, responsibly condom-clad but still some nice cock shots. I'd bend over for him any day.