Bunch of Beckham Bulges

Always a pleasure to see some David Beckham's huge bulge, eh? All right, it's not so huge at all, but he is one fine, sexy man, and Victoria is one lucky lady. Beckham seems to have been on the talk show circuit quite a bit lately, I suppose because of his gimpy injury or what-not, so everyone knows he's still alive and might play again. I really don't care if he plays or not, so far as the game of soccer goes, but it would be a shame to miss him on the field bouncing around his bulge anymore. Get well soon, Becks, more crotch shots, please! Click away .....

Soccer's Ivan Helguera's Big Fat Cock

Iván Helguera...I've said before I don't understand why soccer hasn't taken off here in the U.S. like it has everywhere else. Personally, I enjoy a good game mostly to watch the guys' cocks and balls bouncing around in those shorts, gets me horny. Score indeed, that's what I'd like to do with some of them. So this Iván Helguera guy is a Spanish footballer, Wikipedia says he's also a free agent for now. I could take care of some of that free time. The article says a lot about him, other than that he has this huge fat cock. They always leave out something important.

Selective Soccer Bulges

That's why I watch, really. Soccer. For the bulges. I like a lot of other sports, and watch for the game, so I don't know why I really don't follow the teams or the stars or even the games, really, when it comes to soccer. The game is great. I mean, I like football, I like hockey, all of the games that are similar in the nature of things, but for some reason not so much into the soccer. I think the bulges are too distracting maybe, and I really don't know nor do I care who has possession of the ball! Too busy wanting to possess some of the other sort, bulging in the shorts. The only ones I know well, of course, are the ones I've posted pics of before... Cristiano Ronaldo, Michael Ballack and then there is David Beckham of the game, which are really all the names I need to know. Here are some Beckham bulges, I am particularly fond of him indeed!

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Oh No! Mo' Cristiano Ronaldo

I stand by my previous assertion about Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I couldn't care one whit about his soccer god superstardom, or the male modeling thing (that one is certainly a headscratcher!) He's just plain goofy looking. But he is certainly crotchwatch worthy as I've said before, with that always-out-there bulging. I do enjoy that, very much. These are definitely clickworthy, the bigger the bulge the better!

A Thing That Makes You Go Hmmmm ...

Who is this player? I don't know. Team? Not a clue. I do watch soccer, though, just not a huge fan as other sports. But I'm sure he's a celebrity of some sort. I kind of like watching the games, though ... the guys running around many bulges bouncing around in the shorts, yep. Bulges R Us. Then there are those, like this bloke, with an apparent penchant for going commando. A freeballing accident just waiting to happen, that is, as proven here. Next time this dude might reconsider. Somehow I find this entertaining, though, even though his dick looks kind of skinny.

The Bouncing Bulge of Ballack

All righty then. So you don't have to be a soccer fan to appreciate or be lustfully aware already of the sport's superstar Michael Ballack's always flopping bulge. The boy doesn't know the meaning of support, but I'm certainly not complaining. I enjoy greatly ogling him sporting such a big package. Yep, the pics and flicks of the bulge that is Ballack are numerous and have apparently quite the fan club following, myself included, but always worth a refresher. Personally, I could watch the end bouncing bulge video here below (and admittedly have) more times than is probably healthy, but I really have no explanation other than it is just so damn bulgetastic how can I resist?

Cristiano Ronaldo: Waist Down Only, Please

So here's my deal with soccer-star-slash-model Cristiano Ronaldo ... I think he's just plain goofy looking. Very dufus despite his past modeling success. Go figure. I suppose he must photograph well or some such thing, or maybe just lots of the Photoshopping. Whatever. No one can ignore his exemplary soccer skills, though. Nor can one ignore that ever-present bulge in his pants! So who really cares what he looks like from the waist up anyway? I'm perfectly happy concentrating on that cock bulge down below!