Bunch of Beckham Bulges

Always a pleasure to see some David Beckham's huge bulge, eh? All right, it's not so huge at all, but he is one fine, sexy man, and Victoria is one lucky lady. Beckham seems to have been on the talk show circuit quite a bit lately, I suppose because of his gimpy injury or what-not, so everyone knows he's still alive and might play again. I really don't care if he plays or not, so far as the game of soccer goes, but it would be a shame to miss him on the field bouncing around his bulge anymore. Get well soon, Becks, more crotch shots, please! Click away .....

Big Dick Paul Dawson's Shortbus Self-suck Scene

Speaking of movie cum, this one tops (so to speak) even the Caligula orgy scene from the other day. Why haven't I heard of this movie Shortbus? I think it sort of sounds familiar, but certainly I don't think I heard very much about it. For being at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, and apparently winning plenty of awards I'd have thought more of a fuss would have been made of it. Actually, the story line sounds like I would enjoy it anyway, but the total full-blown (heh) sex parts of it look hot! Also why haven't I heard of this actor Paul Dawson before, either, although I guess he hasn't been in so much to have seen him, a few TV gigs mostly from what I can tell. But damn, this is one hot scene, whacking off his big cock, cumming a load of jizz into his own mouth. Self-suck is always a turn-on, this one scene is especially hot! I shall have to put Shortbus on my short list of must-sees. Nothing short going on here, that's for sure... Paul Dawson looks sort of uncomfortable, though, bent over himself like that; I would gladly volunteer to take over, with a mouthful of that cock and a load of that cum, yeah.

Aaron Tippin, Never Disappoints a Bulge Watcher

The deal with country music star Aaron Tippin is, that the older he gets he still stays fucking sexy as hell. He has always, though, whatever age, showed off some major dick bulging in his jeans. If I had the money to bet, I'd put it on freeballing, no doubt. He does seem to enjoy showing it off, too, fine by me! Early on in his career if I remember correctly (don't have any pics of that and too lazy to look) he always wore his cock down his right leg, but always to the left anymore. My favorite here... the Truckers magazine cover, the first one. No way in hell Tippin didn't know he was on full display, apparently the magazine editors liked it enough to leave it. Of any guy I could see nude, I would probably like to get a gander at that cock of his.

Tony Ward, the Body and the Dick

I am not sure what Tony Ward might look like these days, and frankly I am afraid to even bother trying to find out. It has been a lot of years since he was so hot! You know, frankly he never did show much of a bulge, except for like the last picture here when he clearly had a bit of a hard-on, I'm pretty sure of it because his dick normally doesn't look so chubby in his nudes! So he doesn't have a huge monster cock, that's fine it suits him just fine as it is. And anyway, he was good enough for Madonna, he's gotta be doing something right! Big or small, though (and I'm not saying it's small, looks pretty good actually, just not ginormous) I'd get with him either way, Tony Ward is plain hot, his body, I want that! Or did, anyway. Like I said, haven't seen him recently, I think I'd prefer living in the past, to be safe.

Tony Ward nude movie here, the bathtub pic.

Jack, the Other White Meat

Whatever happened to the White Stripes anyway? I liked their music, although frankly the only one I can think of right now off the top of my head is Hotel Yorba. Now it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I hate when that happens.

On the other hand, it does also bring to mind the massive bulge Jack White always seemed to proudly flaunt, stuffing that thick cock of his into ever-so-tight pants. Maybe they'll make a comeback, or at least him as solo act, never cared for that chick much. Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind at all watching him perform another kind of solo act on that monster dick of his, if nothing else, music or no.

Little Joe, Big Bulge

I thought I had posted this before but I guess it was on the blog that got taken down, I still think it's hot. I for one always loved watching Bonanza reruns, mostly for the bulge factor always quite prominently displayed by the young and hot Michael Landon. Little Joe's bulge reason always to watch, but this one episode Five Into The Wind was particularly hot, mostly because he clearly has at least a semi hard-on in this scene! Don't bother with the full 10 minutes, the biggest and bestest and bulgiest part is between the 25 and 45 seconds. If it's too dark to see, lighten up your screen, it's worth a look-see...

Rockin' That '70s Bulge

Ah, the 1970s ... the styles, the clothes, the music, the bulges! Whatever was up with the tight poly-pants in the '70s I'm not sure, but I do enjoy the way they wore them always tight. A bulging package was practically a mandatory accessory it seems! Personally, I always did like this song (confession time) but never recall seeing the actual video. I would have remembered, believe me, Andy Kim showing off quite a nice cock bulge. I'd have rocked him gently, slowly, however he'd have wanted it.

Oh No! Mo' Cristiano Ronaldo

I stand by my previous assertion about Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I couldn't care one whit about his soccer god superstardom, or the male modeling thing (that one is certainly a headscratcher!) He's just plain goofy looking. But he is certainly crotchwatch worthy as I've said before, with that always-out-there bulging. I do enjoy that, very much. These are definitely clickworthy, the bigger the bulge the better!

Whoa Santonio

I've mentioned before how I enjoy the football, I do! And not just because of the boys rough-housing about in their tight bulging pants, either. But Pittsburgh Steelers' wide receiver Santonio Holmes, I have more reason to admire than his Super Bowl MVP win a couple of years ago ... take a gander at the last picture below, click for a better view. Damn, you'd need to be a wide receiver yourself, too, to take that dick up your ass! I would sure be willing give it a try, though.

Dick of Dorff

I first remember seeing Stephen Dorff in the Aerosmith video Cryin' way back when. If I remember correctly, and I'm too lazy to check really, Alicia Silverstone co-starred in that same video with the Dorff man. Whatever, I thought he was sexy as fuck then. After, I caught reruns of sitcoms he'd guest starred in younger, and hell, who knew? I checked out his filmography which is almost as big as his dick. Stephen Dorff has been in more movies than I'd have known, I've seen none of them.

Except for when I found out he starred fully and frontally nude in Shadowboxer a few years ago, had to see that one. Of course I waited until I could rent it, the better to pause and zoom. Couple of nice beach bulge pics of him here, but the goodies inside that package from Shadowboxer follow, responsibly condom-clad but still some nice cock shots. I'd bend over for him any day.

A Thing That Makes You Go Hmmmm ...

Who is this player? I don't know. Team? Not a clue. I do watch soccer, though, just not a huge fan as other sports. But I'm sure he's a celebrity of some sort. I kind of like watching the games, though ... the guys running around many bulges bouncing around in the shorts, yep. Bulges R Us. Then there are those, like this bloke, with an apparent penchant for going commando. A freeballing accident just waiting to happen, that is, as proven here. Next time this dude might reconsider. Somehow I find this entertaining, though, even though his dick looks kind of skinny.

Superman Soulja Boy's Crank

Where the hell have I been not to be so current about the bulge newsfront to have been unaware of these pictures of Soulja Boy's exhibitionist self from last summer ... LAST SUMMER! ... self-promoting his baby arm stiff dick stuffed inside the boxer briefs? I'm slipping, but better late than never. Of course, probably a valid excuse is that I am no fan (in fact, is there such a thing as an anti-fan?) so that might explain it. But I don't have to like the dude to like what he's packing in the bulge department. Okay, it's not that awfully impressive, really, simply due to whom that rod belongs, but hey, I can forget about that long enough to enjoy it some I suppose. I'm just annoyed that I went unaware for this long.

Anyway ... so what is with the stupidity of all these celeb and quasi-celeb guys, the Pete Wentz fallout boy thing comes to mind, snapping their own cellphone shots of themselves and their privates then claiming, oh yeah, I only sent it to one person, never meant for it to be seen really. Right ... big dicks, big egos, small brains, bad liars.

Aaron Tippin, Exception to the Rule

You know how sometimes (well, often really) when a guy no matter how much you might have panted after the bulge in his pants years ago in his younger days suddenly gets old and then you really kind of avoid even looking anywhere near the crotch vicinity at all anymore for fear of maybe throwing up a little bit in your mouth because there's nothing worse than an ancient saggy ball sack flopping around down there and somehow the lust has turned to loathing but then again there are exceptions to every rule and someone that no matter how much older he gets almost seems to get hotter and bulgier with age and you still get off on his obvious package bulging as captivating as ever. My exception to the old man rule, exhibitionistic freeballing country music superstar Aaron Tippin, I still want me some of that.

Nice Sac, Zac!

I do not enjoy Zac Efron's body of work, that High School Musical nonsense. I do enjoy his own self's body, however! Damn, that boy is indeed a hottie. Most often I don't really get all tingly about shirtless celebrities like some folks, no matter how sexy the guy, but Zac is certainly my exception. Just imagine the goings on in my pants what with the shirtlessness and the nice bulging going on in these here shots! I wouldn't mind giving him a hand there in this last one, what with the crotch grabbing and such.

Brawny Bulge Classic

I actually, back when this was current, was somewhat obsessed with the guy's bulge in this Brawny paper towel commercial. So much that I probed about (hehe, I said "probed") and found out his name and any other credentials (like he really needed any before sporting his meat package here!)

But, alas, I have too few brain cells still functioning to recall such things now, nor do I really care so much as to try to remember again. After all, I enjoy just as much even now watching again this broadcast blurb just to check out his very nice to-the-right-stuffed cock and balls bulge nearing the end of the commercial. Happy Birthday, indeed!

Plus is there any denying, even before the crotch shot ending, the not-so-subtle sexual undertones (overtones really ... nothing much subliminal here.) With all the wiping up of white goo everywhere, if nothing else it's made clear a Brawny paper towel would make a most excellent and absorbent cum rag.

A Starless Diversion

All right, give me a break. No bulge-flaunting celebrity dudes here, I know. I said I know! Actually, I wouldn't know either way, not a big track and field guy. I'm more football and Nascar, but I do watch a match if I happen across one while channel-surfing on weekends.

Like I said, not a fan, really, but can't bring myself to change the channel. Like earlier this afternoon. I wonder why not? Ah, indeed. The always revealing, cock hugging lycra onsies or whatever they're called, can't avert my eyes. Track and field is I suppose if nothing else, certainly a most excellent spectator sport.

So yeah, some of these guys here in this bulge-fest might be celebrity in their own right, but either way, like I said, give me a break here. Even the unknowns, from the look of their bulging packages, seem to be up and coming!