Oh No! Mo' Cristiano Ronaldo

I stand by my previous assertion about Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I couldn't care one whit about his soccer god superstardom, or the male modeling thing (that one is certainly a headscratcher!) He's just plain goofy looking. But he is certainly crotchwatch worthy as I've said before, with that always-out-there bulging. I do enjoy that, very much. These are definitely clickworthy, the bigger the bulge the better!

Big or Small, I Fancy Nadal

Yeah, I have a thing for a nice bulge, and not always necessarily of the huge variety. Not even so big, really. I'd more so rather see a somewhat modest bulge on a hottie I have a thing for (Rafael Nadal) than a ginormous strap-your-dick-to-your-leg protuberance on someone like, say, I don't know, some fat fuck (Ron Jeremy.)

So my imaginary boyfriend Rafael doesn't usually show much bulge action, but occasionally there might be a glimpse of what's packing under those silly looking longjohn shorts he wears on the tennis court. And yep, it works just fine for me such as it is. He's a fine fine young man, he is, any crotch shot proving whatever bulge is just a perk to the rest of his enjoyable self!

Of course, clicking the pics does make it bigger, nothing wrong with that either.

Cristiano Ronaldo: Waist Down Only, Please

So here's my deal with soccer-star-slash-model Cristiano Ronaldo ... I think he's just plain goofy looking. Very dufus despite his past modeling success. Go figure. I suppose he must photograph well or some such thing, or maybe just lots of the Photoshopping. Whatever. No one can ignore his exemplary soccer skills, though. Nor can one ignore that ever-present bulge in his pants! So who really cares what he looks like from the waist up anyway? I'm perfectly happy concentrating on that cock bulge down below!