Aaron Tippin, Never Disappoints a Bulge Watcher

The deal with country music star Aaron Tippin is, that the older he gets he still stays fucking sexy as hell. He has always, though, whatever age, showed off some major dick bulging in his jeans. If I had the money to bet, I'd put it on freeballing, no doubt. He does seem to enjoy showing it off, too, fine by me! Early on in his career if I remember correctly (don't have any pics of that and too lazy to look) he always wore his cock down his right leg, but always to the left anymore. My favorite here... the Truckers magazine cover, the first one. No way in hell Tippin didn't know he was on full display, apparently the magazine editors liked it enough to leave it. Of any guy I could see nude, I would probably like to get a gander at that cock of his.

Bulging Bo's Big Boners

One of my most favorite shows from back in the day is The Dukes of Hazzard, one can only imagine why what with all those tight and bulging jeans, particularly Bo Duke's cock straining at the painted on britches of his! Sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right, guess he never could make up his mind. I'm guessing that John "Bo" Schneider intentionally flaunted his package, always so obvious.

Nah, couldn't have cared less about the pseudo-plots of the series, but watched regularly (and these days in reruns, faithfully) to catch those busting out jeans. Countless examples, like these two screen shots below ... but my favorite of all is the video following these here, with Loretta Lynn visiting Hazzard. I swear to God Bo is getting a hard-on here, seems to grow bigger as Ms. Lynn disembarks; must have a thing for the coal miner's daughter!

Hanging Chad of the Kroeger Sort

I become annoyed when some folks diss Chad Kroeger of Nickelback as being unsexy because, well, I think he's hotter than fuck! Certainly he is indeed my type, so what if he looks a bit unkempt, grungy maybe even a little bit dirty (one can only dream)? I personally find the sort mucho caliente. And by mucho, I mean like hellfire hot. Doesn't hurt either that I have that Chad Kroeger bulge to drool over, too. Kind of wouldn't mind literally drooling over it, as in all over it, if you know what I mean. Damn.

So to each his own, I suppose, but this guy puts a rise in my Levis, that's for sure. Okay, so the last picture here is not a bulge pic, granted ... but probably still one of the sexiest ones anyway, the shirt off, the jeans pulled down just to there, yep, that one makes my jeans a little bit snug in the crotch just as much.

Aaron Tippin, Exception to the Rule

You know how sometimes (well, often really) when a guy no matter how much you might have panted after the bulge in his pants years ago in his younger days suddenly gets old and then you really kind of avoid even looking anywhere near the crotch vicinity at all anymore for fear of maybe throwing up a little bit in your mouth because there's nothing worse than an ancient saggy ball sack flopping around down there and somehow the lust has turned to loathing but then again there are exceptions to every rule and someone that no matter how much older he gets almost seems to get hotter and bulgier with age and you still get off on his obvious package bulging as captivating as ever. My exception to the old man rule, exhibitionistic freeballing country music superstar Aaron Tippin, I still want me some of that.