Mario In Motion

Yeah, Mario Lopez is hot in a cutesy sort of way, everyone thinks so. I could do without that boyish face and the dimples, myself. He's practically middle-aged already and still looks like he might be summoned to Mr. Belding's office for something or another. Okay, maybe I'm just jealous, him aging so well. He is boyishly cute, but no denying that from the neck down he is all grown up, all man, all sex. His body, his bulge ... his bouncing bulge ... that dick flopping around ... a bit distracting, so who cares what's from the neck up anyway?

The Bouncing Bulge of Ballack

All righty then. So you don't have to be a soccer fan to appreciate or be lustfully aware already of the sport's superstar Michael Ballack's always flopping bulge. The boy doesn't know the meaning of support, but I'm certainly not complaining. I enjoy greatly ogling him sporting such a big package. Yep, the pics and flicks of the bulge that is Ballack are numerous and have apparently quite the fan club following, myself included, but always worth a refresher. Personally, I could watch the end bouncing bulge video here below (and admittedly have) more times than is probably healthy, but I really have no explanation other than it is just so damn bulgetastic how can I resist?