Jack, the Other White Meat

Whatever happened to the White Stripes anyway? I liked their music, although frankly the only one I can think of right now off the top of my head is Hotel Yorba. Now it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I hate when that happens.

On the other hand, it does also bring to mind the massive bulge Jack White always seemed to proudly flaunt, stuffing that thick cock of his into ever-so-tight pants. Maybe they'll make a comeback, or at least him as solo act, never cared for that chick much. Speaking of which, I wouldn't mind at all watching him perform another kind of solo act on that monster dick of his, if nothing else, music or no.

Bulging Bo's Big Boners

One of my most favorite shows from back in the day is The Dukes of Hazzard, one can only imagine why what with all those tight and bulging jeans, particularly Bo Duke's cock straining at the painted on britches of his! Sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right, guess he never could make up his mind. I'm guessing that John "Bo" Schneider intentionally flaunted his package, always so obvious.

Nah, couldn't have cared less about the pseudo-plots of the series, but watched regularly (and these days in reruns, faithfully) to catch those busting out jeans. Countless examples, like these two screen shots below ... but my favorite of all is the video following these here, with Loretta Lynn visiting Hazzard. I swear to God Bo is getting a hard-on here, seems to grow bigger as Ms. Lynn disembarks; must have a thing for the coal miner's daughter!

Oh No! Mo' Cristiano Ronaldo

I stand by my previous assertion about Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I couldn't care one whit about his soccer god superstardom, or the male modeling thing (that one is certainly a headscratcher!) He's just plain goofy looking. But he is certainly crotchwatch worthy as I've said before, with that always-out-there bulging. I do enjoy that, very much. These are definitely clickworthy, the bigger the bulge the better!

Fifteen Minutes of Bulge Fame

Another diversion this Friday, sometimes my regular bulge fetish takes over. No famous faces, bodies or bulges here (as far as I know, except for that one guy who I think was a porn star back when ... don't remember his name) but nonetheless some fine bulges in jeans. A favorite of mine, the jeans thing. Cock-hugging denim bulges do it for me every time. Anyway, not just celebrity crotch deserves its fifteen minutes of fame! I kind of like the long-haired stoner guy for some reason, don't really know why, but he looks like he'd be fun. Probably old and ugly now, but still, I think he was oddly cute in this picture.

Duchovny Flashback, Still Red Hot

It's not that I'm prone to living in the past, really, but some moments are simply too classic to not warrant a second (or second hundredth) look-see. Like David Duchovny's X-Files' red Speedo moment. The man is without doubt never shy about flaunting his prominent bulge, whenever and whatever the situation, but this scene must be the defining example of Duchovny's bulging showing off.

Big or Small, I Fancy Nadal

Yeah, I have a thing for a nice bulge, and not always necessarily of the huge variety. Not even so big, really. I'd more so rather see a somewhat modest bulge on a hottie I have a thing for (Rafael Nadal) than a ginormous strap-your-dick-to-your-leg protuberance on someone like, say, I don't know, some fat fuck (Ron Jeremy.)

So my imaginary boyfriend Rafael doesn't usually show much bulge action, but occasionally there might be a glimpse of what's packing under those silly looking longjohn shorts he wears on the tennis court. And yep, it works just fine for me such as it is. He's a fine fine young man, he is, any crotch shot proving whatever bulge is just a perk to the rest of his enjoyable self!

Of course, clicking the pics does make it bigger, nothing wrong with that either.

No Wonder So Merry!

So Mister Dominic Monaghan, Lord of the Rings fame as Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck, looks to be sporting quite the impressive package for such a lowly hobbit, methinks. His bulge looks huge! Who knew from the Shire such eye-candy?

I will admit to my ignorance here, but until recently I didn't realize he was that dude on the TV series Lost, nor that he is now cast on that new FlashForward show. Not a fan of either. Might start watching, though, now that I know. Even if the show sucks and proves to be not worth watching, at least it might provide for some decent crotchwatching!

Cristiano Ronaldo: Waist Down Only, Please

So here's my deal with soccer-star-slash-model Cristiano Ronaldo ... I think he's just plain goofy looking. Very dufus despite his past modeling success. Go figure. I suppose he must photograph well or some such thing, or maybe just lots of the Photoshopping. Whatever. No one can ignore his exemplary soccer skills, though. Nor can one ignore that ever-present bulge in his pants! So who really cares what he looks like from the waist up anyway? I'm perfectly happy concentrating on that cock bulge down below!

Return of the Bulges

New beginnings, I suppose. All of my previous oh-so-hard work sharing my celebrity bulge finds, zapped just like it never existed (bulgewatching.blogspot.com, POOF, gone!) Crotchwatching all for naught.

What the fuck? At least I'm not alone ... seems that Google decided that they would randomly and without notice or even warning, wipe out thousands of blogger blogs in one fell swoop after finding some malware in a handful of their member blogs. No explanation, other than any tinkering with HTML third party stuff was suspect and presumed bad bad bad, unfairly since mine and most others were perfectly fine. Didn't even leave us blog owners access to our own content. Not cool, Google dudes.

Whatever, I rant. Anyway, like I said, though, new beginnings now. Just to get things up and running again, I'll pick things back up tomorrow. Cum again!