Aaron Tippin, Never Disappoints a Bulge Watcher

The deal with country music star Aaron Tippin is, that the older he gets he still stays fucking sexy as hell. He has always, though, whatever age, showed off some major dick bulging in his jeans. If I had the money to bet, I'd put it on freeballing, no doubt. He does seem to enjoy showing it off, too, fine by me! Early on in his career if I remember correctly (don't have any pics of that and too lazy to look) he always wore his cock down his right leg, but always to the left anymore. My favorite here... the Truckers magazine cover, the first one. No way in hell Tippin didn't know he was on full display, apparently the magazine editors liked it enough to leave it. Of any guy I could see nude, I would probably like to get a gander at that cock of his.

Rockin' That '70s Bulge

Ah, the 1970s ... the styles, the clothes, the music, the bulges! Whatever was up with the tight poly-pants in the '70s I'm not sure, but I do enjoy the way they wore them always tight. A bulging package was practically a mandatory accessory it seems! Personally, I always did like this song (confession time) but never recall seeing the actual video. I would have remembered, believe me, Andy Kim showing off quite a nice cock bulge. I'd have rocked him gently, slowly, however he'd have wanted it.

Superman Soulja Boy's Crank

Where the hell have I been not to be so current about the bulge newsfront to have been unaware of these pictures of Soulja Boy's exhibitionist self from last summer ... LAST SUMMER! ... self-promoting his baby arm stiff dick stuffed inside the boxer briefs? I'm slipping, but better late than never. Of course, probably a valid excuse is that I am no fan (in fact, is there such a thing as an anti-fan?) so that might explain it. But I don't have to like the dude to like what he's packing in the bulge department. Okay, it's not that awfully impressive, really, simply due to whom that rod belongs, but hey, I can forget about that long enough to enjoy it some I suppose. I'm just annoyed that I went unaware for this long.

Anyway ... so what is with the stupidity of all these celeb and quasi-celeb guys, the Pete Wentz fallout boy thing comes to mind, snapping their own cellphone shots of themselves and their privates then claiming, oh yeah, I only sent it to one person, never meant for it to be seen really. Right ... big dicks, big egos, small brains, bad liars.

Aaron Tippin, Exception to the Rule

You know how sometimes (well, often really) when a guy no matter how much you might have panted after the bulge in his pants years ago in his younger days suddenly gets old and then you really kind of avoid even looking anywhere near the crotch vicinity at all anymore for fear of maybe throwing up a little bit in your mouth because there's nothing worse than an ancient saggy ball sack flopping around down there and somehow the lust has turned to loathing but then again there are exceptions to every rule and someone that no matter how much older he gets almost seems to get hotter and bulgier with age and you still get off on his obvious package bulging as captivating as ever. My exception to the old man rule, exhibitionistic freeballing country music superstar Aaron Tippin, I still want me some of that.