Bulging Bo's Big Boners

One of my most favorite shows from back in the day is The Dukes of Hazzard, one can only imagine why what with all those tight and bulging jeans, particularly Bo Duke's cock straining at the painted on britches of his! Sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right, guess he never could make up his mind. I'm guessing that John "Bo" Schneider intentionally flaunted his package, always so obvious.

Nah, couldn't have cared less about the pseudo-plots of the series, but watched regularly (and these days in reruns, faithfully) to catch those busting out jeans. Countless examples, like these two screen shots below ... but my favorite of all is the video following these here, with Loretta Lynn visiting Hazzard. I swear to God Bo is getting a hard-on here, seems to grow bigger as Ms. Lynn disembarks; must have a thing for the coal miner's daughter!