Cristiano Ronaldo: Waist Down Only, Please

So here's my deal with soccer-star-slash-model Cristiano Ronaldo ... I think he's just plain goofy looking. Very dufus despite his past modeling success. Go figure. I suppose he must photograph well or some such thing, or maybe just lots of the Photoshopping. Whatever. No one can ignore his exemplary soccer skills, though. Nor can one ignore that ever-present bulge in his pants! So who really cares what he looks like from the waist up anyway? I'm perfectly happy concentrating on that cock bulge down below!