Brawny Bulge Classic

I actually, back when this was current, was somewhat obsessed with the guy's bulge in this Brawny paper towel commercial. So much that I probed about (hehe, I said "probed") and found out his name and any other credentials (like he really needed any before sporting his meat package here!)

But, alas, I have too few brain cells still functioning to recall such things now, nor do I really care so much as to try to remember again. After all, I enjoy just as much even now watching again this broadcast blurb just to check out his very nice to-the-right-stuffed cock and balls bulge nearing the end of the commercial. Happy Birthday, indeed!

Plus is there any denying, even before the crotch shot ending, the not-so-subtle sexual undertones (overtones really ... nothing much subliminal here.) With all the wiping up of white goo everywhere, if nothing else it's made clear a Brawny paper towel would make a most excellent and absorbent cum rag.