Where the hell have I been not to be so current about the
bulge newsfront to have been unaware of these pictures of
Soulja Boy's exhibitionist self from last summer ... LAST SUMMER! ... self-promoting his
baby arm stiff dick stuffed inside the boxer briefs? I'm slipping, but better late than never. Of course, probably a valid excuse is that I am no fan (in fact, is there such a thing as an anti-fan?) so that might explain it. But I don't have to like the
dude to like what he's packing in the
bulge department. Okay, it's not that awfully impressive, really, simply due to whom that rod belongs, but hey, I can forget about that long enough to enjoy it some I suppose. I'm just annoyed that I went unaware for this long.
Anyway ... so what is with the stupidity of all these
celeb and quasi-celeb guys, the
Pete Wentz fallout boy thing comes to mind, snapping their own
cellphone shots of themselves and their privates then claiming, oh yeah, I only sent it to one person, never meant for it to be seen really. Right ...
big dicks, big egos,
small brains, bad liars.
