Nice Sac, Zac!

I do not enjoy Zac Efron's body of work, that High School Musical nonsense. I do enjoy his own self's body, however! Damn, that boy is indeed a hottie. Most often I don't really get all tingly about shirtless celebrities like some folks, no matter how sexy the guy, but Zac is certainly my exception. Just imagine the goings on in my pants what with the shirtlessness and the nice bulging going on in these here shots! I wouldn't mind giving him a hand there in this last one, what with the crotch grabbing and such.

Brawny Bulge Classic

I actually, back when this was current, was somewhat obsessed with the guy's bulge in this Brawny paper towel commercial. So much that I probed about (hehe, I said "probed") and found out his name and any other credentials (like he really needed any before sporting his meat package here!)

But, alas, I have too few brain cells still functioning to recall such things now, nor do I really care so much as to try to remember again. After all, I enjoy just as much even now watching again this broadcast blurb just to check out his very nice to-the-right-stuffed cock and balls bulge nearing the end of the commercial. Happy Birthday, indeed!

Plus is there any denying, even before the crotch shot ending, the not-so-subtle sexual undertones (overtones really ... nothing much subliminal here.) With all the wiping up of white goo everywhere, if nothing else it's made clear a Brawny paper towel would make a most excellent and absorbent cum rag.

A Starless Diversion

All right, give me a break. No bulge-flaunting celebrity dudes here, I know. I said I know! Actually, I wouldn't know either way, not a big track and field guy. I'm more football and Nascar, but I do watch a match if I happen across one while channel-surfing on weekends.

Like I said, not a fan, really, but can't bring myself to change the channel. Like earlier this afternoon. I wonder why not? Ah, indeed. The always revealing, cock hugging lycra onsies or whatever they're called, can't avert my eyes. Track and field is I suppose if nothing else, certainly a most excellent spectator sport.

So yeah, some of these guys here in this bulge-fest might be celebrity in their own right, but either way, like I said, give me a break here. Even the unknowns, from the look of their bulging packages, seem to be up and coming!

Big Big Brother (I Think)

I think this is from the Big Brother reality series, of the UK version, from a few seasons ago. I could be wrong, but I know it's from some reality thingy like that from across the pond. Hell, I'm so bored with our own version of that lame-ass show, I'm not even sure it's still around.

Whatever, no doubt the Brits came up with it first anyway and no doubt did it better, we're always riding on someone or another's coattails when it comes to programming, not so much original over here. Then we usually fuck it up, but that's just us in general, it's in our nature.

Hey, anyway ... don't recall seeing so much impressive cockage bulging out on our networks in our own sea to shining sea version of the program as this here! Nice big morning wood bulge, and the guy's cute, too. Plus, I have a thing for the English accent ... so a perfect package all around, so to speak.

Big or Small, I Fancy Nadal

Yeah, I have a thing for a nice bulge, and not always necessarily of the huge variety. Not even so big, really. I'd more so rather see a somewhat modest bulge on a hottie I have a thing for (Rafael Nadal) than a ginormous strap-your-dick-to-your-leg protuberance on someone like, say, I don't know, some fat fuck (Ron Jeremy.)

So my imaginary boyfriend Rafael doesn't usually show much bulge action, but occasionally there might be a glimpse of what's packing under those silly looking longjohn shorts he wears on the tennis court. And yep, it works just fine for me such as it is. He's a fine fine young man, he is, any crotch shot proving whatever bulge is just a perk to the rest of his enjoyable self!

Of course, clicking the pics does make it bigger, nothing wrong with that either.